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Funny or....?

Mon Sep 28, 2009, 6:47 PM
I kinda wanna do a series of comics with Sebastian where he works here in the Midplane.
Or you may know it as our universe.
I want these to be short and cartoony. I need help with humor though, I'm not very funny. I do like real-life situations though and I think that idiots or just funny things are well... funny lol
Though I can get a bit lame with puns >_<
NOTE: Sebastian works at Dairy Queen to pay Rose his rent :U if that sounds rediculous, I'll have to explain later that he can -ever so slightly- alter his form. He still would stand out in a crowd though.

(Seb has just plopped a cherry on a woman's ice creme sundae, when it begins to slide down the soft serve)
Sebastian: “Oh, watch it! You’re about to lose your cherry!”

Customer: “Oh dearie, I lost that a long time ago.”


Okay okay not that great lemme try again. [XD] I couldn't resist at least one cherry joke.


Sebastian: “Will that be cash or credit/debit?”

Customer: “Debit.”

Sebastian: “Okay, I’ll just need to see your ID.”

Customer: “I don’t have an ID.”

Sebastian: “Well, then I’m afraid you’ll have to choose another payment method. There’s an ATM right down the–”

Customer: *suddenly grinning* “I’M JUST KIDDIN’ YA! I have my ID right here.” *shows me her ID*

Sebastian: “Oh, haha. Alright. This all looks fine.”

Customer: *cheerfully* “I have that kinda sense of humor where people don’t know I’m joking.”

Sebastian: “Oh, I have that problem occasionally myself.” *laughs*

Customer: *laughs*

Sebastian: I run around all over as a demon bounty hunter and kill demons for a living.

Customer: “…”

Sebastian: “…”

Every other customer who overheard: “…”

Sebastian: *laughs nervously* “Uh... GOTCHA! Have a good day. Next?”


Whoops.... not very short

  • Mood: I Have To Pee

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Cool. The second one is pretty funny! So is the first one... just not as funny as the second oen.

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