Or you may know it as our universe.
I want these to be short and cartoony. I need help with humor though, I'm not very funny. I do like real-life situations though and I think that idiots or just funny things are well... funny lol
Though I can get a bit lame with puns >_<
NOTE: Sebastian works at Dairy Queen to pay Rose his rent :U if that sounds rediculous, I'll have to explain later that he can -ever so slightly- alter his form. He still would stand out in a crowd though.
(Seb has just plopped a cherry on a woman's ice creme sundae, when it begins to slide down the soft serve)
Sebastian: Oh, watch it! Youre about to lose your cherry!
Customer: Oh dearie, I lost that a long time ago.
Okay okay not that great lemme try again. [XD] I couldn't resist at least one cherry joke.
Sebastian: Will that be cash or credit/debit?
Customer: Debit.
Sebastian: Okay, Ill just need to see your ID.
Customer: I dont have an ID.
Sebastian: Well, then Im afraid youll have to choose another payment method. Theres an ATM right down the
Customer: *suddenly grinning* IM JUST KIDDIN YA! I have my ID right here. *shows me her ID*
Sebastian: Oh, haha. Alright. This all looks fine.
Customer: *cheerfully* I have that kinda sense of humor where people dont know Im joking.
Sebastian: Oh, I have that problem occasionally myself. *laughs*
Customer: *laughs*
Sebastian: I run around all over as a demon bounty hunter and kill demons for a living.
Customer:
Sebastian:
Every other customer who overheard:
Sebastian: *laughs nervously* Uh... GOTCHA! Have a good day. Next?
Whoops.... not very short
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